My lousiest day in the month!

I really got so many things to rant today! :(

This is my "don't-know-how-many-entry-th" worst day of my life!

After my lesson, I dropped my phone on the floor with a loud bang! And 80% of the LCD screen cracked!

Which also means that, I have to use lousy spare phones already! Until someone get me a new phone. Anyone wants to? :(


Secondary 4 and 5 students were the last one to go for recess. (Which is the fourth recess at 11.55pm)

I was already very sad because of my phone, and yet another stupid recess played a joke on me.


ALL THE FOOD WERE SOLD OUT IN ALL THE STALLS!

Can you imagine that a school actually starve the "oldest" badge of students? I wonder why are they so biased?

They said lower secondary will not be able to hold their hunger till the fourth recess.

But, the problem is, AREN'T WE ALL PAYING THE SAME AMOUNT OF SCHOOL FEES?!

Don't tell me that the lower secondary students pay the school more money! Lousy Principal!


The last unlucky thing to happen to me is....


The pants that I had been waiting from a blog shop for 2 WEEKS was out of stocks! What do you mean by that?

The owner told me that the stocks had arrived in Singapore last few days and will be collecting today. But, you actually sent me that it was out of stocks. -.-

whatthefuckingkaninabei!

Forget it, just consider myself as an unlucky one! :@

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I don't know about you guys, but I hate people who uses certain emotions on me.

For example:

Walter: Eh, want go out later?
XXX: Don't want la, raining. -.-

If people were to send me this "-.-" emotion, I will definitely get irritated.

Do you know that this type of face in real life really pissed me off?



Another example:

Walter: Oh! I saw her there yesterday!
XXX: .......

FUCK LA. By talking to you, I get this reply. Who do you think you are? Get a life, I will not talk to you EVER AGAIN. Unless, I really have to "use" you.

So, whenever I reply you with a "-.-" or "......", it simply means that I am irritated.



Oh! There's a thing that is freaking funny!

I was talking to XYZ yesterday using my house phone. And because Serena and her boyfriend were coming over to my house, I left the call on hold and comb my hair.

(Which I think it's very ugly now. -.-)

Then, I took up my mobile phone and talk! I felt like an idiot that time. I SWEAR TO GOD, IT'S REALLY MUTHAFUCKING FUNNY!

I talked for like 5 seconds, and there was no reply. Little did I know, I took my mobile phone for house phone!



p/s: Can someone sponsor me a phone?

Magical Wonder with Birds Review

Thanks to omy.sg for the invite!

I met up with Germaine on Saturday to attend this magic show at Jurong Bird Park.

We look god-damn small!

The photographer shake the camera until the photo turned out to be blur!

A guy briefing us on the show. No photography was allowed.

So, you can only see how is the show like in the trailer!

The show is a one-night only performance by celebrity illusionist, Priscilla Khong, at the Pools Amphitheatre.

It's my first longest magic show LIVE I had ever been. The magician is really good.

Have you ever seen a table flying! Have you ever seen "David Copperfield Magic" (Person suddenly disappears from a box and appear behind the audience)?

It's really really stunning to catch that!

Not only does the magic tricks stunned you, it will also make you laugh! Have a happy time there!

You will not regret going for the magic show!

A magic show that involves dancing, sparks, birds, audience participation and jokes!


p/s: Go get the tickets from the website now! :P

I did something that changed my life today!

There were so many guesses on what I will be changing that will changed my whole life.

Look at how creative Melvin is:

Tattoo, bang a girl, sell backside, get piercings, put balls in your skins, decided to be transvestite, dye my hair white, asked someone to be my girlfriend.

p/s: It's really a pity not to put you in Mediacorp!



I even dream of what I will be doing today!

I dream that the whole stretch of shops were doubled! As in, there were another row of shops opposite them. And the stretch of shops have SO MANY shops that I can get it done!

I went in to the shop that I always go, and the shop name was changed from "Alan & Guys" to "Mary & Guys".

When I asked them, what was the reason for changing the shop name, they told me that, Alan was no longer in their company!

I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY.

Okay, I bet you guys must be guessing what I did.


Tell you guys tomorrow la!























Cursing me right?


















I was just kidding. Okay, lame.

*drum rolls*





*readers screaming*

I JUST GOT A HAIRCUT! It's my first fucking time cutting bangs! (Will be posting the photo up next week!)

Stupid, fucking, ccb, kns, blj, FML school is going to check out hair tomorrow, FOR SURE!

I really cannot afford to let my fringe go even thinner.

I heard from many friends that, many people are cutting bangs. Can you imagine the whole school having bangs tomorrow? (If your fringe is covering your eyebrow, EYEBROW, it will be CHOPPED OFF.)

School hair rules:

1) Fringe should not be touching your eyebrow
2) Slope at the side, 2 fingers.
3) Slope at the back, 3 fingers.
4) No side burn is allowed.

It's as good as stripping off our human rights!

SO. PLEASE DON'T COME AND TELL US THAT BANGS IS NOT ALLOWED. Because, I have fulfilled all the rules!

My bangs is definitely not touching my eyebrow!

Let's see how "cocked up" face you will have tomorrow, Mr LLC, Mr R, Mr W.


IF I GOT CUT TOMORROW, I WILL REALLY FML.


p/s: At least, I did something that changed my life for a time-being! :x

I love them.

My aunt brought us out for dinner yesterday at Cafe Cartel. Look at them! I just realized how toned my grandpa is!

My hair was damn screwed up that day. I wore the hairband the whole day, and when they suddenly told me that we were be going out for dinner, I decided to wear my hairband out.

Suddenly, Walter knocked me in my head when I am out of the door.

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? ARE YOU MAD?"

So, I went in to comb my hair and went out with a cap on. Anyway, even when I comb my hair, my fringe was disastrous.

The whole fringe was... Aiya, don't know how to say. Just very disastrous!

Luckily, I wore a cap out instead. I saw so many friends on the way. -.-

Look at my cute granny!

Not forgetting, my grandpa! He always tell me WWII stories!

About, his brother being killed by those Japanese. And how he flew from Singapore to Malaysia! Sort of a social studies lesson from a recount!

This dish is god damn delicious!

One of the photos that were taken on that hot day!

I woke up at freaking 9am and went out of house at 10am just to participate in the contest you know!

You really can't imagine how hot was the weather. I went to the park some more! The bench that I was sitting was burning hot.

I was telling my friend that it was a fire bench.

Also, I took a cab just for that cab photo. Lame a not.

Nevertheless, I think my effort will be paid off.


Hopefully.

Nuffnang Singtel Blogging Contest

p/s: Please click pictures for larger view.

Have you ever wished you could youtube or shop online when you're at the beach? Ever yearned for access to facebook and MSN on your way to school? Now you can Live Life Online Anywhere with SingTel BroadBand on Mobile Youth Plan!

Ans: I have been wishing that for such a long time!









I risk my life to take this photo okay! What if there is a patient there who has H1N1?












"Live Life Online Anywhere with Singtel BroadBand on Mobile Youth Plan! Visit www.singtel.com/youth for details."

Couple caught making out outside Vivocity Ben & Jerry

Again, I met up with Germaine yesterday.

Even if we meet at Vivocity, our outing will still be as fun! There were two incidents which I REALLY REALLY want to share with you.

We went to Pet Safari to check out those cute dogs!

Bernese Mountain Dog

This dog really caught my attention. Don't you agree that it totally looks like a soft toy? I am going to get this when I grow up.

I believe that when it grows up, it's paws will definitely look like tiger paws! And whoever dares to bitch about me, you will get it from my dog.

Okay, that's not the main point.

Sausage Dog

The main point is, this dog which is STILL kept in one of the cages seems to have some feud with me!

Perhaps, it understand my expression? I was telling Germaine how ugly this dog is, and it will continue to stay in Pet Safari for a very very long time.

Which also means that it's stupid "age tag" pasted on the glass window will continue to rise. And it will definitely show contrast between itself and other cute puppies! (except bulldogs) Because other CUTE puppies usually get sold when they are 3 months old!

That's the average age that I saw there. But, this stupid sausage ugly fucktard dog is older than the rest by a few months.

Even if Pet Safari wants to give me this dog for free, it's food that can supply it forever, jab money and many more miscellaneous, I WILL NOT WANT IT TOO!

Okay. This fucktard actually faced me in front of 10 people (which is considered quite a lot given the space there) and start it's non-stop barking remix!

Even the workers were staring at me. They must be thinking, "What have you done to the god damn dog? Why is it so irritated by you even when you are one glass window away from it."

To prove that it actually hates me, I walked away to the other side (which is further away), and it actually walked to the other side too! And continue to bark at me.

MANY PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING MAN! GOD DAMN THE FUCKING DOG.

To save me away from the embarrassment, I walked off.

Now, the second incident!

We went to Ben & Jerry.

There's this 70 years old uncle typing message. TYPING MESSAGE! YES, YOU DID NOT SEE WRONGLY, IT'S TYPING MESSAGE.

And behind him, there was this old lady, in her sixties maybe, peeking at his phone! Like she is going to catch the old uncle red-handed for cheating on her!

The expression on her face is just so funny. After awhile, she came in and smiled to us. As well as the old uncle.

Okay, that's not the main point again.

There was this couple, WHO WAS STANDING OUTSIDE BEN & JERRY kissing away when I just started eating my ice-cream! It's not those kiss that will last for a minute.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT THEY KISSED (french kiss) FOR 10 MINUTES? Caressing each other body, tilting their bodies every minute like they were on bed!

Everyone in Ben & Jerry were looking at them! The worse thing is, both of them look dirty. Their hairstyles and all, just totally give me the impression that they have not bathe for centuries!

Can you imagine EVEN A GIRL can give me that impression?

The uncle and auntie beside us were talking about them too. They were laughing with us!

After I finished my ice-cream, they finally stopped. I thought they were leaving. I was so damn wrong.

SHE FREAKING UNBUTTON THE GUY SHIRT AND CONTINUED ANOTHER ROUND.

Why is Singaporean like that?

Keeping things to yourself.

Sometimes, I really find it so hard to describe my feelings out in this blog. Be it, friendship or mother.

Because each time I blog about it, people will go.

"Walter, don't sad la. blablablablabla"

I appreciate your care and concern, but I just hate people confronting me with these type of stuffs. It DOES NOT make me feel better.

In fact, worse.

I know people will say, if you don't like people to concern about you and all. Just type in microsoft word and save it. This is what I always say to people.

It's true, if you don't want people to see it, or comment anything about it. Just fucking save it, why make your life so difficult.

But, I just want to blog here, so that when I grow up, I can see my daily life and feelings here what!

Okay, whatever. I am going to say something that will make everyone go, "How can you be like that."

My mother is a bloody monster who will sacrifice my pocket money for her own leisure activities. For example, majiong and cigarettes.

EVER SINCE I STEP INTO MY SECONDARY SCHOOL LIFE, every single item that I have are all my savings.

I SAVE FOR THE THINGS I WANT.

Other children could go like, "Mum, I need $XX to buy something." (or other ways) And their mum would definitely give them lor!

Okay, to be fair, AT LEAST 1 out of 10 times?

BUT MINE, ZERO OUT OF 10 TIMES OKAY! I can't even freaking open my mouth for money.

My mobile phone, psp, itouch, computer, holiday money (air ticket, hotel), clothes, computer, accessories, shoes and OVERSEAS MONEY, ARE ALL PAID BY MY OWN SAVINGS.

People might say, stop making your mum look bad in front of many people. But, it's true what. Why should I even lie to my friends when most friends know that?

TO BE REAL, LET'S SAY EVERYTHING OUT WHICH I DON'T INTEND TO HIDE IN THE FIRST PLACE EITHER.

I edit all my acne on my face using photoshop, hates some friends who think that they are so close to me, hate my family (does not have a complete family).

You wouldn't be able to imagine how the fuck did I grew up without a family. It's really different. You can go on saying that I am much more luckier than you. (which I think anyone with the right sense of mind after reading such a long entry will not think so.)

My mum can stop giving me money for 4 days, and when I ask her for it, she will say you must understand, I don't have enough money. -.-

Pass it to you tonight.

And when she never even put the money on my desk, she just goes out early in the morning before I wake up, and come back home after I sleep.

The smart aleck, me, thought that by waking up early and take the money from her purse, it will solve ALL the problems.

I am so damn wrong, she will count her money and say, return me back my $XX.

"Pass it ALL to you TONIGHT"

That is the sentence she has been repeating for days and have not even KEEP HER WORD.

She can even use me to borrow money from people. For example, my grandfather, my auntie, my uncle.


COME ON, I MIGHT AS WELL LIVE OFF MYSELF.

Bye.

p/s: Too lazy to check the Gramma mistakes, make do with it.

How do you guys fall asleep?

Normally, I would lie down on my right side first. And after awhile, I would turn to my left side and I will fall asleep!

Do you notice how you sleep? Like which side do you fall asleep at? (Testing your observation skills!)


Sleeping late is a bad habit, and I just started to sleep late! Close friends would know that I would normally go to bed by 10pm.

(Not mummy's boy, it's Granny's boy.)

When I was in primary school, my granny always force me to go to bed by 9pm. After I step into secondary school life, I started to extend my night life by an hour!

It's good to sleep early! At least, I wouldn't have pimples outbreak ON MY FREAKING NOSE!

正所谓, "早睡早起身体好!"

In English: Sleep early, Wake up early, Body healthy!

I have been sleeping after 1am these few days which I hate to. Because, it sort of gives me a little eye bags.

Thanks ah, "late night sleeping"!

Anyway, Zoo episode 7!

Nuffnang-Nokia Blogging Contest

"Shake up with Nokia Comes With Music!"

Visit to Toy Museum! (Videos of us hosting and photos!)

p/s: 2 videos in this episode! Shiok a not!

Zoo Outing Episode 5!

A mini classmates outing!

They got me a pair of shoes from Topshop which caught my attention long time ago! Of course, I fork out a little money as they were giving me SHOE!

Better believe the superstitious thing than not to believe. You never know how true is that.

Some people might know already, but I am telling this to people who don't know. You can't give shoes as present because it means sending your friend away from you! In another way, it means drifting away from your friend.

WHICH IS NOT GOOD IN YOUR FRIENDSHIP!

The receiver have to chip in a little money so that it would not happen.

Omelette curry chicken noodles

After getting my shoes, this is what I ordered. The sizzling gravy keep hitting my hand! It's muthafucking pain!

Ya, it's rather stupid taking my camera out in the cubicle just to take this photo!

I did not know that there's this type of toilet bowl in Suntec City! I thought you can only find this in Japan.

It's those type of toilet bowl which has the function of washing your butt!

Isn't it cool? Look at the "Spray" button!

We went down to the toilet all the way from third floor just to take this photo okay!

We went to the toy museum after that! Each ticket costs $7.50 for students! People might say it's cheap because the usual price is double of that. BUT, THE TOY MUSEUM WAS NOT INTERESTING AT ALL!

I TOTALLY FEEL THAT I WASTED MY MONEY THERE! (Btw, I just remembered that I owe Sharon the ticket money!)

Walter, Sharon and Gerlene

This is how small each level is! A total of 4 levels (for toys exhibits)

We were imitating Ultraman

It's damn tiring standing 30 degrees down for the photo!

Gerlene, Walter, Sharon, Hwee Peng

See how high are we! We were at level 4! It's a glass panel floor! Look down!

Look at how high are we!

Smell our smelly shoes!

Just a normal photo

The next photo is going to let those people who hate me feel so damn sick. Whatever. Just fuck yourself.

Acting cute! :P

1.2.3.4


Video of us hosting!

I know it sucks, but it's the process that matters. Isn't it?

Singapore River Festival with Nuffnang! (Photos)

I edited the Nuffnang Official pics! Stupid acnes!

So like, I met up with classmates before heading to Singapore River Festival. (Alright, another post will be on them. Too squeezy!)

We sat in Starbucks for like 1 hour, gossiping away! :P

Sat around the Singapore River stoning while waiting for people to gather around Nuffnang mini booth (Yeah, again. Haha!).

Sharon and I went out on that day like 11.30am!? That explains our "cui" face! There are many more photos showing our tired eyes!

Eileen tying the "purple ribbon" for me. That means I am in purple group!

Sharon, Elaine, Walter

Anthony, Elaine, Eileen, Walter, Sharon

Sharon with that "stress ball", hahahaha! I wonder why is it called stress ball? Is it like, when you are stress you vent your anger by squeezing it?

This photo was the most shocking part! I didn't expect Sharon to ask Elaine for the purple flag! You understand? It's so shocking! Hahahaha!



Wow, so many bloggers!



Candid unglam

Purple Group again!



Purple Group!

In the tunnel. I find this photo very chio with the purple lights!

Okay, I took Sharon jump shots before having a group photo. After the photo, I was showing the ugly photos to Sharon, and got snapped! It's damn funny la, the photos! When I have the time, I will post it up.

On our way to a musical drama stage play!

Walter and Rainie

Anthony and Walter

Anthony and Sharon

Walter and Eileen

Sharon and Eileen

Together!

Our purple ribbons

After the entire duck tour, we took train back and I discovered that I walked the whole clarke quay with the purple ribbon on! Oh my goodness, hope no one sees it!

Tada! Stress ball!

My second duck tour in my lifetime!



On the boat!

Taken on the boat!

Okay, I want to clarify this. I AM NOT holding on to her waist. Before taking the photos, my hand were resting there, than the photographer took a photo of us together. The lazy me, did not move my hands as I did not know that the photo would turn out this way!

Anyway, this photo is so cool!

My camera sucks!

Two performers on our boat. Entertaining us with the music. To be honest, it's just some boring music to me.

Goodbye friends!

Zoo Outing Episode 3 + 4!

Feisty Princess Charmaine contracted with cancer, can all of us give her a helping hand?

Oh god, I just read this blog created by her mother.

I swear to god that I am really very sad upon reading the entries on her blog! :'( I would really want to save some money for her.

One of my friends went to visit her in the hospital. She has no idea of what is going on. From the blog itself, I can tell that she is in good terms with her mother and "korkor".


Can your please visit her blog and read ALL of her blog posts? It really would not take much of your time.

After reading her blog, you will really understand how I feel now.

There are 3 ways of donation (right now):

1) Contact her mother/Cynthia at ourfeistyprincess@gmail.com
2) Go to http://ourfeistyprincess.blogspot.com/2009/06/on-cash-donation-and-pay-pal.html
3) POSB savings a/c 249-28205-7

Even a small amount will do! They do not have a minimum amount that you MUST donate. As a student myself, I think by forging out $5, $10 or $15 is quite reasonable.

Even though the amount is not big, at least I made an effort to help this cheerful and cute girl. And also, I am not working currently. With the money income problems that my mother have to face at times, I really think that this is what I CAN DO.

For people who are MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more fortunate than me, GIVE A HELPING HAND!


Please.

Zoo Outing Episode 6

Update!



So sorry for uploading episode 6 instead of episode 3! I am really busy! Meanwhile, enjoy this touching episode!

Wait for my post! Took many videos again, and will be making another episode!

So like, i am blogging now in starbucks citylink mall.

Wooo, bringing Sharon to SRV later! Stay tune!

p/s: Anyone here?

Zoo Outing Episode 2!

TELL ME THAT MY BLOGSKIN IS VERY CHIO! I did a mini revamp for it for about 3-4 hours. The alignment errors made me so irritated! That's why it's only done after 3-4 hours!

The codes were about to be ready for saving and I MUTHAFUCKING ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BACKSPACE! Great, I re-code it over again. -.-

Now, you can see my latest tweet in my blogskin banner!


*walks off and help my grandpa paint the cupboards in the kitchen*

I am sweating all over now, left with 4 more cupboards! All the cupboards are on top some more! I have to climb up the ladder to paint, can you imagine that?

Twist!

Okay, I don't have to write a caption for this. You guys should know what it is.

Smartest performer in Zoo!

I tell you! I WAS SO AFRAID WALKING TO THE WHITE TIGER AREA!

I will just imagine the day scenario, it's so scary. HEAD BITTEN OFF LEH!

Don't you think that there's this scary feeling whenever you look into its eyes? It seems to me that the tiger is ready to pounce on me ANYTIME!

Zoo outing: Episode 1

WOW! I DIDN'T EXPECT ZOO OUTING TO BE SO FUN! (with lots of kids screaming from the time we were on the bus to them reaching the zoo.)

Anyway, Germaine and I mainly took videos rather than photos. Because, I just think that you guys won't want to see my post full with animal photos.

SEE SEE SEE! AM I RIGHT!




Of course, with the exception of OTTER'S PHOTOS! They are crazily cute and lovable, at the same time, making me wanna have one mute otter. Their voices are so damn irritating because of the high pitch!


Ta da! Let you see the photos of my cuties.





Cute right! Of all the things that Mother of the Earth created, HAVING OTTER ON EARTH IS THE ONLY RIGHT THING SHE HAS EVER DONE!

Why can't we just have a mute otter as a pet? :(





p/s: I have decided to break the video into 10 episodes, and will upload one episode every single day! Ain't I great!

Jayden's Flash Mob Video!

As great as ever!

Why is there such a thing on Earth!

I am having the world's scariest (whatever you call it) now.

GASTRIC PAIN!

When I was in secondary one, my gastric was so bad that I stayed home for ONE WHOLE FREAKING MONTH! Luckily, it was holidays, otherwise, I can just stab myself.


*imagine me waking up at 6.30am with gp , bathing with gp, going to bus stop with gp...*

I REALLY CAN'T STAND THE PAIN! :(

Oh, sometimes when I missed school, I would go to the polyclinic to get MC. (that is like once in a blue moon because I don't usually give mc the next day.)


I think I had eaten too many different genre of food today. (yeah, food is like music, it has genres too)

Let's see what I had eaten today.

(what the fuck, i type everything out and it's gone! and why can't I undo!)

I SHALL TYPE IT ALL OUT AGAIN!

1. Milo
2. 2 slices of bread with peanut butter spread
3. Green Apple Yakult
4. 4 Nuggets with chips in Zoo(which cost me close to $6!)
   
5. Water
6. Green Tea
7. Ice-cream
8. Waffle with chocolate spread (from polar cakes which taste like shit)
9. Rice
10. Egg
11. Pork Rib
12. Fish (My grandma did not take the fish skin out from one TINY flesh of the fish, and I nearly puke in front of her. [you know the type of vomiting with nothing coming out from your mouth when you are too full , and you ate something which you don't like to eat?])

OH MY GOD. NO WONDER MY STOMACH IS HAVING A WAR NOW!

Nuffnang Flash Mob photos @ Orchard!

I AM GOING TO ZOO TOMORROW! (Hope it doesn't rain!)

4 photos to entertain you before tomorrow's zoo entry! :)

有看的人就 "heng", 没有看的人就 "suay"!

HOHOHOHO

STYLO insect repellent band!

I am going to zoo on Tuesday with Germaine! Super excited man!

I went to Guardian to look for insect repellent and saw one FUCKING STYLO INSECT REPELLENT BAND!

Have you ever heard of that!?




It's something like those bands that were in the trend a few years ago. Whereby many people will get it from mini toons.

Remember a not!? There are many colors for different quotes.

The insect repellent band that I saw is EXACTLY like that. The words written on it is something like that, "Mosquitoes don't bite me".

I WANTED TO BUY! But, Xue Li says that the effect might not be good, safer to get those spray ones.

OKAY, I HAVE DECIDED TO GET THAT ON TUESDAY BEFORE I GO TO THE ZOO!


A couple of days ago, I did BTT on the internet. It's one of the many driving test you have to take before you get to take the practical test.

I came across this question, and it sort of made my day.





LOL LOL LOL

Singapore 1st Blogger Flash Mob (organised by Nuffnang)

EH EH EH I AM BACK FROM NUFFNANG FLASH MOB ALREADY! It's the 1st Blogger Flash Mob in Singapore okay!

So, is like, I have made history by taking part.

I really cracked by brain really hard for this event because I don't have a pajamas! Normally, I just wear a shirt and a boxer to sleep.

But, it's ridiculous wearing boxer and dancing away outside Heeren right?

Ransacked my whole wardrobe, and took out millions of shirts I have inside. NONE LOOK LIKE PAJAMAS LEH!

End up, I decided to bring a ultra super baggy t-shirt and a boxer-look-alike-shorts as my set of pajamas.





Nuffnang Mini Booth

We are basically queuing there for registration. Can you spot Pumpkin (Xiaxue's dog) above? FASTER! TEST YOUR EYESIGHT!

Jayden cam-cording the whole event down

Xiaxue was like the queen of the event. Everybody was standing up except her. So coooooool! Her PUMPKIN IS SO FREAKING CUTE.

Pumpkin UP IN THE AIR!

Anyway, you see the big black dog in the picture? We were queuing up and they suddenly appeared in front of pumpkin! Can you imagine the size? Everyone was feeling afraid that the two black dogs might just swallow pumpkin up. There were even people screaming, cool a not?

HOHOHO, WITH THE MOST POPULAR BLOGGER IN SG!

She was quite friendly and approachable. :)

Nuffnang booth from another angle.



Spot xiaxue, underage girl, sheylara and esther in the above photo!

(I bet you guys will have a hard time finding esther, she's the one in white clothing along the queue. Maybe she have got some fued with Xiaxue? I remembered Xiaxue talking about her in "Top 6/7 disgusting Bloggers".)



Rainie briefing us on the details, with Jayden filming down the event.



Elaine! (I/C for Group 1) She is a very friendly Nuffnang Staff!



Actors/Actresses ?

Here comes the performers. They were basically puting an act there to bring everyone in to the atmosphere. After they finished their pillow fighting, our first flash mob will start!

Posing in front of many DSLR, I think there are close to 15 DSLR there!

Anyway, after we were queued to start our dance in pajamas, only a few groups started dancing. The Nuffnang group were too huge! PLUS there were like 10 over DSLR shooting photos all the way.

Ended up, I didn't used my "pajamas set" because the place that I am standing at was way too weird to dance! Nobody was dancing around me!

Only those group of people who were opposite me were dancing! Okay, it's actually considered quite a bliss for me, because I didn't have to strip to my pajamas!

Hahahaha!

Natasha (Blogger friend I made there)



ORH! CAUGHT ELAINE MOLESTING NATASHA!



Unfortunately, no one went to give him a hug. Hahaha!

p/s: Stupid Germaine! You should go with me lor! I was quite pissed off by some things there! That explains my not-excited-anymore face. :(

p/s: FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO THROW THEIR FRIENDS ASIDE WHEN THEY MADE NEW FRIENDS.

Bye guys!

Land of the lost movie review

HI HI HI!

First thing you got to do now is...



WATCH THE TRAILER!





Thanks to omy.sg again for inviting.



I have never watch a movie as exciting as this one. Seriously. Not trying to boot lick this movie just because I have free tickets, you got to believe me.

Even horror movies don't give me a fright. LIKE A REAL SCARE! Haha!

This movie is definitely not suitable for people with weak hearts. At the same time, MUTHAFUCKING suitable for people who love exciting movie. This will be your GREATEST EXCITEMENT movie ever.


(Oh ya! This is a movie version of "Land of the lost (1974)" which has 43 episodes, 30 minutes each.)





3 of them were brought to the land of the lost with one time machine. Yeah, imagine if you were them, would your face be equally as shock as theirs?

They made one friend, Chaka. YOU MUST REALLY WATCH HOW CHAKA MADE FRIEND WITH THE FEMALE LEAD, Holly Cantrell!





Expect to see "creatures" like this:










and many more...


Can they all make it back to our world alive? Find out yourself in cinemas now!

SUPER CHIO PHOTOS!

HEY! I took like 100 over photos yesterday. I swear that editing photos is a TIRING job! I took about one and a half hours to edit all the photos.

After sorting out of photos, 73 photos were uploaded. Don't you think that I AM SO FAST. Photos were only taken yesterday, and everything was edited and uploaded by today!


I WANTED TO BLOG THIS AT MY "WORST DAY OF MY LIFE" ENTRY, but forgotten. It's okay, I shall blog it out now.

Do you know that time I went to Marina Bay with Germaine? So, we were asking the control station staff which way do we walked to get to the bus stop.

Another man was standing at the other counter. (control station has two counters; one serving passengers from the inside, the other one serving people who are outside the tap card machine)


Understand? You have to get this right before reading the rest.

Germaine and I were inside asking the staff questions, the man on the other side pissed the mrt staff off by repeating his question over and over again.

KNOW WHAT THE STAFF DID?

She turned back to that man and said, "WAIT. *with a stare*"

Hahahaha! Totally pawned!


Okay, back to yesterday outing. I really hate walking at Marina Bay. There are too many foreign workers there. I can't even find someone close to my age!

It really makes me worry a little. Because I am afraid that one group of foreign workers might ganged up and steal my stuffs! I would be so dead.


Anyway, the buildings and the road there really resembles some hollyhood scenes.

By the time we got there, THE WEATHER WAS FUCKING HOT. We could really have melted there if not for the little breeze.


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We saw a wedding couple taking photos there. First wedding couple I see in the year.






(Above): I think this is so freaking stylllllllllllle.




(Above): Candid shot of me adjusting my pants!






CIAOS.

I FEEL LIKE JOINING THIS!

Okay, this is not an advertorial or what. I just want to blog because it's so SEXCITING!!


Watch this.




Nuffnang is going to do something like that in Singapore this Saturday outside heeren! I am still deciding whether to go a not.

All I have to do is to wear a pajamas underneath my clothing. And take it off when Nuffnang signals you to take off.

Then, I will be silent dancing for a few minutes and disperse after that.


THIS IS SO GOING TO GIVE SINGAPOREANS A SHOCK!


It's like a one in a life time thing. Then, next time can tell your children. "Ah boy ah, you know papa young that time, went to heeren and dance in pajamas."

HAHAHAHAH. Anyone wants to go? :P


Meeting Geramine later, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Update tonight!

Just a super super super short post.

YAWNNNNNNNNN MY MOUTH TO THE SIZE OF A LION MOUTH.

Okay, lame.


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I came here just to say that, YEAH! I POSTED A POST TODAY! Bye.


There are really many lamers in my school. (Don't include me hor!)

My Happiness

Oh, regarding the clinic that I just went yesterday. The clinic was HIGHLY RECOMMENDED by many forum-ners.

I took a total of 3 trains, 2 buses and 1 taxi before reaching there okay! -.-
NE Line: 1) Hougang to Serangoon
CC Line: 2) Serangoon to Bishan
NS Line: 3) Bishan to Toa Payoh

Bus: 1) Bus 103 (Because it was my first time there, I took the wrong direction. -.-)
Bus: 2) Bus 103

After alighting, I SEARCHED FOR THE CLINIC THROUGH THE WHOLE OF TOA PAYOH CENTRAL!



I was really very lucky to see him.



Yes! The one at the right-est of the photo. I am not a person who get's crazy over local celebrities. But, when I saw them acting LIVE in front of me, I TELL MYSELF, I MUST BE LIKE HIM IN THE FUTURE.

Just for once scene in the show, he took more than 10 takes under the hot weather!


Okay, back to the topic. I asked a few uncles working around Toa payoh Central for the clinic place. They told me that I was in the wrong block.

The clinic was at block 66 while the place that I was at WAS 100+.

I thought it's rather far from there, so I took a cab.

THANKS TO THE CAB DRIVER WHO TURNED ONE BIG ROUND, YA, I SAW IT IN MY OWN EYES, ONE BIG ROUND TO THE TRAFFIC LIGHT BESIDE THE TAXI STAND.

And there I go, Kin Num clinic. I got like 7 medicines to use!



AHHHHHHHH~


p/s: SOME BLOGGERS ARE JUST SO DISGUSTING.

Kai xin

I chanced upon a stranger's blog today.

I noticed something very disgusting. Even though he is *a*, he still dare to take act cute photos, self-praise that he look like SOME MOVIE STARS.


I BEG TO DIFFER THAT HE LOOK LIKE ONE. Walao, please have some limitation to the pose you made in front of the camera. It really make me feel like puking.

If there are people who would like to know who this person is, I would be very glad to share with you privately.


TIAN AH.




That was my birthday present. :)


Wooo, went to get my face done this morning. HAPPY

I love you, man movie review

Omy invited me to "I Love you, man" movie screening yesterday. I thought it's just going to be another love story with boring story line.

Oh, before I begin giving my review, this movie is rated NC16. I did not even noticed it until I stepped into the cinema!


If you are looking for a movie with comedy substance, sexual references, actors and actresses swearing at each other "FUCK", YOU MUST NOT MISS THIS!




Usually, ALL types of movie storyline is roughly the same.

Guy wooing someone, quarrels, proceed to marriage and happy ending.


THIS MOVIE JUST MADE SHARON AND I LAUGHED LIKE FUCK.



It all started with Peter Klaven (played by Rudd) having no best man for his marriage. And the story proceeds from there.

He overheard his wife, Zooey (THE Office's Rashida Jones) gossiping with her friends that he had no guy friends.





SINCE HE LOVE HIS WIFE SO MUCH, HE WENT UP TO THE INTERNET TO KNOW GUYS. Hoping that he could find one friend who can be his best man for his wedding.


He met up with quite a number of guy friends, WHICH INCLUDES GAY. Some things happened between him and his gay friends. IT'S REALLY FUNNY HERE!

MY GOD, AM I REVEALING TOO MUCH.


OKAY OKAY, STOP.

I can't be a spoiler and tell you guys the whole story what! This movie will be coming out on 18th June in Golden Village.




YOU MUST REALLY GO AND WATCH IT. I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING DURING THE MOVIE. IT'S WAYYYYYYYYY TOO FUNNY.


Go to their website now to know more,http://www.iloveyouman.com!!
Go to their website now to know more,http://www.iloveyouman.com!!
Go to their website now to know more,http://www.iloveyouman.com!!

Ni hao, qing deng deng wo

I have been attending school everyday even when it is holidays already. Faster, praise me. Don't praise the lord, praise me first.

SCHOOL WAS FUCKING BORING EVERY DAY. You get free period lessons everyday, seminars to attend from tuesday to thursday.

I can die man. It's a one way transport some more! We have to get back home from such a far place. Not that I do not know how to travel home, but, it's just so troublesome to change mrt lines.

Tuesday: Literature Seminar @ NTUC Auditorium (It's the place where Germaine and I got lost in.)
Wednesday: Literature Seminar @ Grass Roots
Thursday: English Seminar @ NTUC Auditorium






Joey, YOU HOR, VERYYYYYYYYYYYYY QIAN BIAN. :X Just kidding.

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Photos of my brother and I during my belated birthday celebration at my father's house.





Goodbye!

Next post: Movie screening!

Today is like the worst day of my life ever.

Update: Video is uploaded!

This morning, SOMEONE TOTALLY PISSED ME OFF.

I was telling a joke, and someone just took it so seriously and threw temper at me.

Each time another person wants to scold you or beat you, I have always stand out for you. Do you even know that?

Forget it. Thinking of the good side, because of this incident, I finally realized the another side of my other friend.

After 'O' level, I went home to get changed and met Germaine at Serangoon MRT station. The shocking part was that, she was only late for one minute.

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Next up, we went to buy tickets for "Monster VS Aliens 3D". It's a total waste of money, please don't go and watch it.

THE 3D EFFECT IS LIKE 1/212314534256 of the movie! I was expecting like, things coming out from the "screen" giving me a fright?


THE WORST THING WAS, someone sitting beside Germaine keep making the monster sound effect.

-.- Yeah, we were watching a Monster VS Aliens movie. He gives out a type of super smelly smell too. Luckily I was one seat away from him.

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We thought things are going to get better for us. "Yes", in a way.

We went to Anston's restaurant at The Cathay. While waiting for our meal to be served, we were so bored that we took some lame photos.

Two bowls of soup were delivered wrongly to our table. Instead of drinking the soup(we won't get charged because the receipt was printed, and after the meal, we just have to bring the receipt to the counter to pay), we called the person here.

HE WAS LIKE MUNCHING ON TO SOME GARLIC BREAD WHILE TALKING TO US. HILARIOUS! A male teen, I guess.

The second time he came over to our table again, he was still munching.

Germaine and I were laughing like fuck.


YOU MUST PLAY THIS VIDEO, IT'S THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I EVER CREATED!

Starring: Germaine, Walter and Anston Restaurant Waiter




Okay, this is what I ate. The mashed potato is as lousy as the one in 7-11.

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I find the toilets at Plaza Sing very stupid. There is this wall in front of the toilets that separates two route. One side for the male, one side for the female.

BUT WHEN YOU GO INTO EITHER ONE OF THE SIDE, YOU STILL END UP BEING IN THE SAME PLACE!

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After toileting, we decided to go to places which are suitable for photo taking. We decided for quite some time, from railway to museum to some vintage road and finally settle for Marina barage.

We took a cab there as we do not know how to make our way there. The fucking "BA GEI" cab driver keep asking me is this place Marina barage when he stopped outside Marina Boulevard.

THERE IS LIKE A SIGN BOARD THERE THAT DON'T EVEN LOOKS LIKE "MARINA BARAGE". I told him, if I were to know where is Marina Barage, I won't be in a cab. -.-

So, he looked at me with a "gong" look.

Fuckily, he took out his directory book and search for the place while parking his car along the side of the road. I tell you, I can use a brick and smack his head at that moment.

I told him Marina Barage is too new to be in the street directory. But, he just ignored me.

So, we paid for the cab fare and alighted. We ended up spending 30 minutes finding our way to Marina barage at the Marina Boulevard. (Asking foreign workers and office workers here and there)

We dashed across the 6 HUGE LANES ROAD to call for a cab. Because there seems to be no cab at our side. AFTER WE GOT TO THE OTHER SIDE, A CAB WHICH IS AVAILABLE JUST DRIVE ACROSS THE SIDE WHERE WE WERE AT BEFORE DASHING!

FUCK!

One kind lady finally gave us a better direction. And that was to take train from Raffles Place to Marina Bay.

By the time we reach Marina Bay at about 7.15pm, the last shuttle bus available had departured.

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That was not the best thing of all you know. After we spent another 15 minutes figuring out where is the bus stop to take bus 400 to marina bay, my camera battery died.

On our way to the bus-stop through a tunnel.

I always have the habit of bringing two batteries out each time. It's no different today. Two batteries were with me.

So, I thought, nevermind. I can use another battery. WHO WOULD HAVE KNOW, THE OTHER BATTERY WAS ALSO FLAT. I FORGOTTEN TO CHARGE IT THE OTHER TIME!


Brilliant, we spent like 2 hours reaching the bus stop that could send us to Marina Barage. And MY CAMERA BATTERIES DIED DOWN ON ME.


BOBIAN. WE HEADED BACK HOME. FUCKING DAY.

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Just when I finished bathing, I wanted to upload all the photos taken before the battery died down. I FAILED TERRIBLY AGAIN.

Even when I plugged the usb cable in, the camera could still not be switched on to transfer photos.

It's okay.

I took out the memory card from the camera and put it in to my psp. WHO KNOWS, MY PSP BATTERY HAD ALSO DIED DOWN. I COULD NOT UPLOAD A SINGLE PHOTO.

(I think you guys don't understand, never mind.)

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That explains, why is this post published on today, 2nd June 2009. All these encounters were on 1st June 2009.

FUCKING DAY. FUCK EVERYONE.


p/s: LONGEST POST EVERY HOR!