How to reply your prank calls.

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

NOTICE: The above have all been tested and approved for use on telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing.

Because I still remember you two..

I think I am losing two close friends.
Two which were the closest to me in my life.

Well, I still think of the past sometimes.
The first one meant a lot to me because if not for her, I won't be as happy as now.
I may be very depressed.
Well, She always cheer me up when I am sad.
Whenever I need someone, She will be there for me.
But, not now anymore because that's maybe "fate expiry date".
She changed.
I changed.
She used to call me out for photo-taking.
She used to call me and chat.
She used to go shopping with me.
She used to be afraid of me pulling her hair.
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
She used to ...
Not now anymore.

The second one was the closest to me besides her.
He was the one who will slack with me everyday after school last year.
EVERYDAY.
He never fails to make me happy.
Never fails to do anything that I wanted him to do.
But, things started to change since he got his stead.

Why does love always spoils friendship????????

gosh, i actually cried typing this. =/

Future predictions by Brazilian

Mr. Juseleeno, born in 1960(reportedly still alive in 2008), is a Brazilian who has made many predictions, and MOST have come to pass, including Princess Diana’s death by car accident (which is instigated by someone near her and will probably unfortunately be written off as a car accident), 911 and the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. He sees the future in his dreams, and has an average of 3 to 9 such predictions per day. When he wakes up, he will write them down, and send warnings to those concerned. If it concerns only a normal individual, he will write a letter to warn him/her. If it is a famous person(celebrity, politician etc.), or matters concerning the public, he will not only send it to the individual himself/herself, but also related agencies, government, and media. He urged the media to publicise these predictions, but the reply always went along the lines of rejection for fear of arousing public panic.

Future predictions:

2008, July: There will be an earthquake in Japan, which will cause a tsunami of 30 plus metres high to occur as well.

2008, 18th September: An earthquake with magnitude of approximately 9.1 will rock China , simultaneously causing a tsunami of more than 30 metres to occur, resulting in the deaths of more than 1 million people. Although this huge earthquake will happen after the Olympics have ended, there will be a series of relatively smaller earthquakes occurring in China before the huge earthquake. The China government, which is more concerned with the success of the Olympics, will most likely neglect to employ appropriate cautionary measures, thus the high casualty rate. If the China government does not publicise the occurrence of these minor earthquakes and evacuate people, the number of deaths will be as predicted.

2008, 17th December: terrorist attack in America

2010: The temperatures in some countries of Africa could be as high as 58 degrees Celsius, and there will be a serious shortage of water.

2010, 15th June: The New York Stock Exchange market will fail, causing an international financial crisis.

2011: The research on the treatment of some cancers will be completed, but a new life-threatening virus will appear. People who are infected will die after only approx. 4 hours of coming into contact with the virus.

2013, 1st – 25th November: Research on treatment of cancers, except for brain tumors, will be completed. An earthquake, caused by volcanic eruptions, will happen on Bahama Island of the Canary Islands. A gigantic tsunami of roughly 150 metres will result. America mainlands, Brazil etc. will be affected, with the tsunami pushing into the land as far as 15 to 20 kilometres. Before the occurrence of this gigantic tsunami, the sea/ocean water levels will sink by about 6 metres, and large flocks of birds will start to migrate.

2014: A small planet that has been gradually closing in on Earth might eventually collide with Earth, and this collision, if come to pass, will affect the survival of humans as a whole.

2015: By the mid of November, the average temperature of Earth could be as high as 59 degrees Celsius. Many people will die from the overheat, and international confusion and terror ensues.

2016, April: A huge typhoon will invade China, causing massive damage. The 43rd USA president, George Walker Bush, will enter the hospital, and faces a life or death situation.

2026, July: A super earthquake will occur in Sans Francisco, and it will be named “The Big One”. Huge damage to surrounding areas. Many volcanoes will re-activate, and the height of resulting tsunami will be more than 150 metres.

Mr. Juseleeno made known his predictions in hopes that people will take heed of his warnings, so that these disasters may be avoided. He hopes there will be a major change in the thinking of people’s mindsets in the time period 2007 – 2008. One factor will be the environmental issue of global warming, which is more serious than what some meteorologists assume.

Source from: Yuping

***
"2015: By the mid of November, the average temperature of Earth could be as high as 59 degrees Celsius. Many people will die from the overheat, and international confusion and terror ensues."

Walao! I don't want to die like this!
Why our generation gets to suffer but not others?
I don't want to see me dying in Earth this way.
I want to die of sleep because I can't bear pain.

Please inform people to cut down their electricity usage.
Save yourself as well as your love ones alright?

Send an email to me if you want this piece of information to inform others but of course, you must credit me.

Turn around the bush.

I really don't understand why people must beat around the bush.
And also making stupid and foolish things behind my back.

I shall update more alright, readers?
Check out tonight.
I got to go study.

Sex

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah? " she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to ans wer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

i am having many problems.

I am having many problems.
Too many.

I feel like moving out.









I dropped my phone yesterday on the rough ground.
I never once drop it and now, she's disfigured.


I've no one to talk to.
No one.

Gay night.

Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Garry's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

Sichuan earthquake chinese poem

孩子
快
抓紧妈妈的手
去天堂的路
太黑了
妈妈怕你
碰了头
快
抓紧妈妈的手
让妈妈陪你走

妈妈
怕
天堂的路
太黑
我看不见你的手
自从
倒塌的墙
把阳光夺走
我再也看不见
你柔情的眸

孩子
你走吧
前面的路
再也没有忧愁
没有读不完的课本
和爸爸的拳头
你要记住
我和爸爸的摸样
来生还要一起走

妈妈
别担忧
天堂的路有些挤
有很多同学朋友
我们说
不哭
哪一个人的妈妈都是我们的妈妈
哪一个孩子都是妈妈的孩子
没有我的日子
你把爱给活的孩子吧

妈妈
你别哭
泪光照亮不了
我们的路
让我们自己
慢慢的走
妈妈
我会记住你和爸爸的模样
记住我们的约定
来生一起走

right/wrong decision?

I couldn't sleep last night because of some religion stuffs.
I was thinking whether to leave my temple a not.

I don't seem to be getting along well with the people there.
They don't understand me despite me explaining myself over and over again for umpteen of times.
It's just making me sick and tired of explaining things over and over again.

I guess, there are many reasons for me to leave than not to leave.

never put a tattoo at the wrong place.

faint.*

Having sex at 10 year old.

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance .. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week That's about 60 bucks a Month and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up With something that Bruce won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."

it's enough.

It seems that I am quarreling with you every now and then.
It's really tiring.

I just don't like the feeling of people replacing me.
It's just a matter of time.
I will be there in no time but you started off early.

Put your shoes in mine.
Would you be happy?

It's always like this.
No one can replace you but you can replace me.


I am disappointed.

Kotex for special occasion.

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.

I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months....It' s Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone.

Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and Immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling... Next came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, My response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!! "

(anyway, it's not me- walter.)

I'm glad it's back.

I met Esther yesterday night to go and have my pants tappered as the auntie at hougang had lousy skills.

Yeah.
We had a hard time finding the shop as Shawn was not around.



After which, we decided to go clarke quay to have our dinner there.
The food there wasn't like "so nice".

There were a group of singers singing at the central on the floor when there was a stage right in front of them.
Don't you think they are very stupid?



We took train down to my mum's pub and she told me many things about her ex.
Haha.



We had alcohol there.
I was busy selecting songs for myself to sing as usual.

LOLOLOLOLOL!

I sounded horrible yesterday night. :(

After singing for so long, we decided to play pool with my mum and uncle.
Well, I am a "greenhorn" in playing pool ah.
It's my 3rd time playing.
Uncle taught me and Esther many things.



We drank till around 2am plus and headed off to Kovan's famous nasi lemak.

I was so afraid of getting "splashed" by vomits man because the girl sitting beside me sat in the "vomit position". (not Esther.)

Luckily she went outside to vomit.
Guan Yin Ma BOBI.
Otherwise, my white pants would be stained with her vomit!



Well, uncle is a clown. (present tense ah, not past tense.)
This was the conversation that made Esther and myself laughed till mad.

Mum: 吃这个辣胶, 这个比"脚"香.
Me: 好.
Uncle: 脱鞋啦! 我们比"脚"香.
Mum: ??
Uncle: 你说比脚香吗, 这样我们不就比看谁的脚比较香.
Mum: Walter 你看, 他醉了.
Uncle: 醉? -.- 讲话都讲不清. 比较都给你念成比脚. 用词不当!
Mum: giggles*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



After finishing our meal, sent Esther back home.
Bloody shit.
I slept at 3am plus for the second time in my life already.
:(

I think more pimples will be coming out.



Hah! Anyway this is my handphone sock.
I bought it for my handphone.
Isn't the simpsons cute?

I gave another side of the socks to my auntie.
:)



I am meeting Esther sooooooooooon~.
Shall update more when I am back.

Come back tonight to see what i've got for you guys.

Winks*
*.^

Never write your message on a piece of paper.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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my hair looks like fuck now.

I just had a haircut with Xavier and my hair looked super short now.
It looked totally like a schoolboy is i don't wax my hair.
Shit. I think i am going to wax my hair for the first few weeks to school.
It was too badly done.

:(

Well, the hairstylist there were all funny.
As in the way they speaks, their accents.

I was controlling my laughter while cutting my hair because I was afraid that if i laughed when the person was cutting my hair, my hair will looked like zig-zag.

In the end, I lost control!

LOL.

I laughed eventually.
The hairstylist asked me what was I laughing at.

"Laughing at your friend beside you ah?"

I said, "No, i was laughing at the dj on 93.3FM." (The shop was playing 93.3FM that time.)
The truth was, I was laughing at the way they talked.

I laughed my way out the salon.
What the f____.

I can't wax my hair to the "bird nest hairstyle" anymore.
It's too short.

:(

Take time to realize.

I don't really need a best friend.
I just need a close friend.

Experienced and time had shown me that best friend would not always be there for you.
Mainly because, they revolved around their love.
Well, you just need a close friend to talk your troubles out to.
A close friend that would be there for you when you need them.

A close friend meant:
- Easily reached.
- Hanged out together often.

But, it's best not to depend too much on friends.
It would be better if you are independent.
I know it's not easy.

They will not follow you your whole life.
What's more important in this competitive world now is a career.
So students like me got to wake up and start studying hard now.
Although it's a little too late for me.

OPPS.

Friends won't share their money with you when they got the money.
They won't give you money when you need it.
The truth is, you got to earn the money you need yourself.

I don't know why am I talking about these all the time.
I just have the feeling of blogging about this topic only.

Someone once told me that, "You must be independent. Don't rely on your friends.".
I somehow got affected by this and stopped relying on friends too much.
I stopped asking people to call me when I am alone nowadays and I hardly call any friends now.

Some incidents just let me realize it.

I will be independent.

This life.

On the first day, God created the dog and said, 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said, 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten'?

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said, 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did'?

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.

The cow said, 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty'?

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said, 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said, 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay'?

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has been explained to you. Now go forth.

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Source from: Esther

fuck.

i seriously can't have best friends.
i can only have close friends.

that's me.

VAUNT III @ MOS 17JUNE

i reached clarke quay station too early lor!
simply because i went to withdraw money from atm so i left home earlier.
i waited outside burger king for 15minutes for them to reach.



i met up with germaine, clorine and kaya yesterday.
yes.
we went there together.



so we were waiting for our tickets "patiently" at clarke quay station.
after we got our tickets, we queued up.

you know it starts at 8pm?
but we only got in mos at 9.30pm.
yeah, that's how long we need to wait.

i think the bouncer ought to be smacked.
the attitude and all.
._.



oh yeah, there were many chiobus there.
but it also seems to be there was a drag over there..
gross man.



we were the first 500 who entered and therefore we got free tickets to k.l.!
we went up to find seats and we took our free drinks there.
the workers there were quite flirt actually.
but i think, all clubs are the same.



again, we waited for the fashion competition for 2 hours.
fuck.

after that stupid competition, we went down to the dance floor.
actually, it's quite fun la.
and we danced there of course.

what's most disgusting was to dance with those people sweating, rubbing against you.
oh fuck.
that's like so damn gross.

i reached home around three am.

^^

things really really don't happen the same way twice.

i found out that someone don't treat me the same as the past anymore.
i am quite disappointed when i felt it.
you should know who you are.
i thought things would be like the past.
perhaps, i am really stupid for believing that you would change one day.

how.
why.

i keep telling myself to stop these nonsense.
but, i just couldn't help it.

it feels so empty.



someone bring me away please.

it's good to make new friends.

to my surprise, someone actually didn't care for me.
gosh!

it really had been long since i went out with my classmates.

shit, school is reopening.
and i have a maths mock exam tomorrow.
:(

anyway, i won't be online that frequent anymore.
i totally lost interest in using the computer nowadays.

:)

oh ya, i will be going down to town today to get my favorite bag.
hope to see you there! ^^

friends.

i really don't understand some of my friends.
they can really put a face in front of you.

for example;
they treated you nice when they are with you but what they did behind your back were totally unacceptable.

i don't wish to mention names down here.
and i think you will know that i am writing about you if you ever did these things.

actually, what those things that were done behind my back were forgiven.
i don't wish to bring up those things up again and again.
but, they can really show you attitude when you are not at fault which i think that it's completely atrocious!

oh, stop acting nice to me for goodness sake la.
-.-

kenny is the one who treats me well enough through my life in secondary school.

well, serena comes next.

and of course, xavier too.
i had been meeting him up recently for some stuffs.
he never fails to cheer me up man.
he treated me ben & jerry when i lost my $50.

well...

that boost up my spirit a lot.
and of course many more.

thumbs up, bro! ^^

shall stop blogging about friends.
otherwise, quraisha might nag at me again.
don't believe?
look at my tagboard after three days.

LOL

oh, anyway i opened a new friendster account.
www.friendster.com/waltertanwalter
add me up alright, babes?

i don't want that bloody friendster account anymore.
*.*

Blogging.

Blogging is actually an online diary rather than a income diary.
Someone told me something about blogging which i think that it's quite true.

You blogged because you want to keep those happenings as memories.
Not because of, "So many visitors can enable me to earn more money.".

The reason why i started to blog is to write down all the happenings of my life.
So that when i grew old, I can see how youthful am I.
:)

But it's rather sad when you see your visitors dropping.
Nevermind, let time heals my broken heart. =x

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Get my point?

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today wasn't my day. :(*

firstly, i lost my $50.
secondly, my blog visitors has started to get lesser.

awwwww.

fine, i shall not blog for money.

Holiday is really relaxing.

Recently, i went to bed around 1-2am.
As you know, Walter sleeps and wakes up early.
But that's the past!

I will wake up when it's close to eleven or twelve.
For me, it's considered quite late.
Shiate!
I think more pimples will be coming up. :(

I just love the weather nowadays.
It's always so cooling.
When you walked out of the house, you feel like there's a fan all around you.

Stupid sister told me that earth will die in 2012.
Which shortened my life another 38 years!
Because what i saw was 2050.



Angel or devil? ^^

I met Serena yesterday for "Gelare" ice-cream!!
It's damn shiok.
$16.80 for like 8 scoops of ice-cream with 8 pieces of oreo and one small bowl of fruits!
Isn't this cheap?

"Attention AUNTIES! It's located at hougang mall, 2nd floor just beside sports link."

After eating, we went to tampanie's mall to fetch Nat.
While Serena and I were on the bus, there's this small boy who keeps scratching his head.
His hair looked like he had wax it to make it look messy.
Can you imagine how oily his hair is because he did not wax it.
I think he haven't bathe for like 3 yearS?

Enough of that gross things.
It's giving me goosebumps.



When we alighted at the interchange, there's this moronic mother.
She had a 3 years old twin.
One of her twin fell down on the floor.
The other went up to the pram but the pram falls flat on her.
The mother is really useless.
She actually laugh when she saw the pram falls on her.

*faint

We headed off to marina bay because we wanted to eat the steamboat.
Guess what?
Nat knows that all the steamboat restaurants were closed but he was so blur that he forgotten to tell us until we went up the escalator.

"For those who still do not know, all the steamboat restaurants in marina bay were closed! The government are renovating there as part of the Integrated Resort."



We ended up at Marina square steamboat restaurant.
Please don't go to the steamboat restaurant there.
I tell you, you will regret.



The food there tasted horrible.


*grumbles




After eating those horrible food, we went over to my mother's pub.
When we reached, it was raining.
We had to run all the way from Outram Park station to my mother's pub.
That's so embarrassing la!

Nat treated us drinks.
One jug of chivas i think.
They said jar is the same as jug.

Same meh?!
Not the same loh!

After drinking, Serena got a little drunk.
She said all the funny lame things on the train loudly.
To the extent of those passengers opposite us were laughing.

I miss Sandy laughter. :(

Will you remember them?

What will you do if you were left with 10 hours of life only?

For me,

1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th hour: I will spend this time with my grandparents, family then relatives.
5th hour: I will go and find sis.
6th hour: I will go and find serena.
7th hour: I will do the things that i never dare to do.
8th hour: I will spend this precious one hour at home.
9th hour: Go and have a sumptuous meal.
10th hour: I will spend the time with my love if i have one. Because it's better to die right before your love right?

What about you guys?

I love my friends.

Read Slowly...

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them.
If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not

care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could

have had.

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care anymore)
*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die. I want to tell you that
you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid)
you would bein my heart.
Would I be in yours?

If you care about me as much as I care about you
you will send this back

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, truly cherish you , most of all I CARE about friends

Sentosa

The last time i went to Sentosa before yesterday was primary four i think.
I cannot remember clearly how it looked like in the past.
But, it's not as nice as the present one.

Most of the people there were playing volleyball/monkey.
Of course, we played it too.

I felt so embarrassed taking off my clothes la because many people had six packs.
Oh my god.

The sea water was great.
Shit!
I miss sentosa now.

rise and shine.

good morning!
i had a funny dream.

i dreamt that i was in some sea and i rode the shark till the other end of sea.
the shark and me went through the sea grasses.
guess what?
we saw some secret computers ambushed behind the sea grasses.
they were computers from china.
oh my god.

for all you know, it may be real.
it may be some top secrets which were hidden inside one of their sea.
you see, china is so big.



sometimes, i wish to find a spot like this in Singapore.
it's really nice to be lying down on the carpet grass with your girlfriend.

but it would also be a nightmare if it rains there.
thunderstorms and lightnings.

anyway, someone is going to sponsor me a camera.
i want a slim and a at least 8megapixel digital camera.
any recommendation?



finally, i had the chance to talk to sis on phone yesterday.
she's really a bitch. ^^

bye guys.
don't miss me.

I want a big hug and a big kiss.

Does ghost really exists in our world?
Or it is our imagination playing tricks on us.

Anyway I met Xavier today.
He was running a fever when i met him la.

I spent a bomb on Serena Tan Ah jie present!
Omg.
I think I will be giving her a big surprise tomorrow.

Shit!
I am not sure what to wear to Sentosa for her birthday tomorrow.

These will take awhile...

It's nice being piggybacked.

I realized that some things takes quite some time to complete it.
But just a few seconds to destroy it completely.

I find no point working towards it when i know that the ending would be opposite.
You understand?

It's really hard to find someone to stay by you.
Really hard.
All I need now, is to have someone by my side no matter what happens.

I have my reasons for saying these.



I hate my fringe! :( When is it growing longer?

Shall blog more later alright?
Muacks.

I really hope things can be like the past.

MYGOODNESS!
Imagine shitting while running your marathon.

This is the most embarrass photo taken ever i think.

Anyway i was supposed to meet my god-bro like now.
But, I am meeting another one at 6pm?
So I am at home rotting like shit now.

I went to the "CID" seminar today at grassroots club.
It was damn interesting to the extent of talking among ourselves while the speaker was talking.

-.-

What nonsense la!

I will change my attitude back to the past! :)

Do you know where you're going to?

I swear didn't act cool for this photo!
Germaine took this while I was building my castle in the air.
I didn't even knew Germaine took this shot until I saw my wallpaper.
It turned out quite natural uh?

I think I will have many haters gossiping behind my back after they saw this photo.
Saying that I am acting cool or whatsoever.
It's alright.
I will get even famous if they do that.

Friends are complicated.
What's more you?

When is Singapore going to have a nuffnang party?

I was blog-hopping just now and i saw a post made by a malaysian nuffnanger.
They are having a party again!

Date : 6.30pm to 10.00pm
Time : 21st of June 2008
Venue : Modesto's / Rain, Desa Sri Hartamas

Why is malaysia nuffnang always so happening?
I am not saying that Singapore nuffnang is bad.
The point is, when is Singapore nuffnang going to host a party?

The other party was also held in Malaysia.
It was a pajamas party which was just over in march.

This just tempts Singapore nuffnangers to attend the party so much!
BUT BUT BUT!
It's at malaysia.

Seriously, do you think that nuffnang should also have a party in Singapore?

Things never happen the same way twice

Hey guys!

I just received a book as a birthday gift from germaine yesterday.

"How to make anyone fall in love with you"
85 Proven Techniques for Success

I cannot believe that i received this kind of book for my birthday present.
It was kind of shock.

After i got home yesterday, i read the book for 30 minutes.
I do not think i understand a single thing. Reason being was profound words were everywhere in the book.



Sometimes i really find some teenagers out there acting "hooligans".
They kept staring at you without you even bumping or talking to them.
I really find these people childish.

I had teenagers staring at me for three consecutive days already!
Irritating.
But, when you stare back at them for around five seconds, they will look somewhere else.

I was boarding the bus today and a stupid teenager stared at me.
I stared back at him and he stared back at me for a long time.
This was so annoying.



I do not understand why did mother nature created such a disgusting living thing on earth.
This just scare the hell out of me when i sees it.
Whenever i sees it crawling on the ground, i will jump away if it's 100 metres away from me.
It's just so scary.

I hope the whole family line of cockroaches can die.



I really need to get a digital camera for myself.
The five megapixel phone that i am using now is terrible.
I am going to save up to $500 to get my camera.

I find that my life is getting better without some friends, seriously.
I am trying my best to change back the old attitude that i used to have.
Recently after knowing one friend, my attitude was getting bad.
Really bad.
I get irritated and angry easily.

I believe i can do it.
I will abstain from talking to people who get me irritated easily from now on.

I shall blog at 10pm today because i will be having tuition in about a hour time.

Anyone interested to go to mos for underage party?
But, you must be 16 and above.

Ticket price: $25
Date: 17th June 2008
Time: 8pm

I, myself will be going there too.

Interested, please contact me through phone or msn.
msn: waltertan@live.com